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it melts?

we're potty training my 3 year old nephew. now the thing about this kid is: he's very busy and he has a lot to say. he's got a running commentary for everything and you can understand every single word that comes out of his mouth. so the baby, my mom and i are sitting on the front porch and all of the sudden he yells, "it melted! my peepee just melted!" it took me a minute to figure out what he meant. its pretty cold out today (for august anyway), so his thing must have been cold. and then he peed. so it got warm and then wet. it melted.